HARD HEADED BARBEE

Barbee is having trouble felling cool these days. Well except for her head. This precious little Barbee smoked cigarettes for 30 years and is now undergoing chemo to try to kill the cancer.

But cancer is not her only problem. She has terrible tooth stains, missing teeth, gum disease, and bad breath. This former beauty queen is a widow who was married to a smoker , and because he smoked he had low quality sperm, so this poor little doll has no children to care for her during this illness. She did have one baby, but it is in a 'special' home.

Buy Hard Headed Barbee to teach your children the dangers of smoking including birth defects, mental retardation, miscarriages, and low birth weight babies.

Baby not included (he is in the "home" remember?) Cigarettes and oxygen machine sold separately.

ANOREXIC BARBEE

If you are a doll collector and want to treasure your babies for years to come, this toy might not be the one for you. As time pases you will see less and less of poor little anorexic Barbee.

G.I. Joe certainly won't want to date her as she refuses to swallow. But if your child tends to enjoy war games this is an excellent accompaniment to GI Joe. Anorexic Barbee can be a military spy seeing as when she turns sideways no one can see her.

If your little one likes to think of herself as a medical professional she can hook feeding tubes up to this model, or treat her in the mental ward with kind words, positive thoughts, and questions about her relationship with her mother.

String bikini included, although she prefers to skinny dip.