No dad, this is not a book about lesbians, with lots of naked pictures of sexy young nymphs with a child, full of free steamy shower scenes, and girl on girl orgies.This is a book that will bring hits for me from middle aged sickos searching Google for those things though. Imagine their disappointment when they get here with oil in hand, a half used roll of toilet tissue on the desk, and a locked door at the top of the basement stairs so their mother doesn't walk in on them. And that is fun.
This book may be about a father who has remarried and a little girl, Heather, who is having a hard time accepting discipline from her wicked step mother, who truly is a witch, and I mean the practicing kind, with frogs and chickens and elephant dung. The father has to try and convince the little girl that having two mommies with PMS and second amendment rights is a good thing. And he has to do this fast to prevent mother #1 from moving with the child to Jersey, and to prevent mother #2 from committing murder followed by suicide.
I say it "may be" about these things because I haven't bothered to read it. The kids are with their mother this weekend, and it doesn't have any pop ups so what good is it?
Now about those hot lesbians covered with chocolate sauce, naked girls kissing girls, and teen babes licking Ellen DeGeneres. That last one will bring me a ton of traffic, no? Maybe for a couple seconds, anyway?
Just think how much tissue you saved reading this. Is that your mom at the door ...
