This little redneck girl just broke down on the outskirts of Hicksville.Thinking as fast as a hillbilly can, she pushed her pickup off on the side of the old dirt road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the truck and one behind it. Then she got back in the cab to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked Alabama Barbee what the problem was. Our cutie replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" This Southern doll responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back!"
As cute as a sows tail, this playmate will keep your little boy or girl occupied for hours on end. Rebel flag, hoopty, and six pack included. Flowers extra.
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