This is an excellent book for dad to read to the little tike's as he tucks them in.
The Berenstain Bears teach your child a valuable lesson about mothers and why they always complain.
In this quick little bed time story we find mother moaning about how dad never shows his feminine side.
Dad storms out of the house yelling "I'll show you right now." Returning 30 minutes later he is confronted by his wife crying "Where have you been?" "Parking the car" he replies.
It is unfortunate but some mothers are a little bit prejudiced. That issue is also touched on in this book when daddie's wife moans "We are the only white couple living on our street." Daddy has to tell her to "Shut the fuck up. It was your idea to move to Nairobi in the first place."
Very educational, and your children will be crying for you to stop reading it. This will allow you to spend more time drinking and watching porn. Highly recommended.
The Berenstain Bears teach your child a valuable lesson about mothers and why they always complain.
In this quick little bed time story we find mother moaning about how dad never shows his feminine side.
Dad storms out of the house yelling "I'll show you right now." Returning 30 minutes later he is confronted by his wife crying "Where have you been?" "Parking the car" he replies.
It is unfortunate but some mothers are a little bit prejudiced. That issue is also touched on in this book when daddie's wife moans "We are the only white couple living on our street." Daddy has to tell her to "Shut the fuck up. It was your idea to move to Nairobi in the first place."
Very educational, and your children will be crying for you to stop reading it. This will allow you to spend more time drinking and watching porn. Highly recommended.
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