Sunday

BOOK: WHY IS MOMMY MOANING

This is an excellent book for dad to read to the little tike's as he tucks them in.

The Berenstain Bears teach your child a valuable lesson about mothers and why they always complain.

In this quick little bed time story we find mother moaning about how dad never shows his feminine side.

Dad storms out of the house yelling "I'll show you right now." Returning 30 minutes later he is confronted by his wife crying "Where have you been?" "Parking the car" he replies.

It is unfortunate but some mothers are a little bit prejudiced. That issue is also touched on in this book when daddie's wife moans "We are the only white couple living on our street." Daddy has to tell her to "Shut the fuck up. It was your idea to move to Nairobi in the first place."

Very educational, and your children will be crying for you to stop reading it. This will allow you to spend more time drinking and watching porn. Highly recommended.



30 comments:

  1. Anonymous18.4.09

    wow dude i thought it was real at first but then it made me lol

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  2. Anonymous3.9.09

    I think you missed the joke here, Michael...

    I'm pretty sure they are referencing "sexual" moaning, and not "whining and complaining" moaning.

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    1. Anonymous1.8.13

      That was the joke of this article....

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  3. i love the name XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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  4. Anonymous7.12.09

    what you said about p-o-r-n and what not....that was the most offending thing I have ever read. I think that p-o-r-n should be illegal.

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    1. Anonymous4.3.12

      Get out of the Internet faggot

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    2. u sir made my day ~cheers~

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    3. Anonymous1.4.13

      I think You should be illegal

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    4. Anonymous17.5.13

      Kill urself fgt

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    5. Anonymous2.3.14

      I think YOU should be illegal

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    6. Hey, now, you don't know if he's homosexual, and even if he is, you shouldn't call him that name.

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  5. Anonymous13.1.10

    It is for real... the review isnt, lol, lol.
    funny btw ;)

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  6. Anonymous20.3.10

    I love my Mom.

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  7. Anonymous1.6.10

    does anyone want to cyber?

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  8. Anonymous20.6.10

    Porn will never be illegal, it makes too much money. LOL UNLUCKY.

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  9. Anonymous21.8.10

    p-o-r-n bahahahahaha

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  10. She's moaning because mommy and daddy are wrestling! Duh!

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    1. Anonymous14.10.12

      She just getting massaged. And really,really enjoying it.

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    2. Anonymous11.1.14

      Holy shit, exactly.

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    3. Anonymous11.1.14

      Holy shit.. Exactly!!

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  11. Anonymous6.9.10

    way to miss the point dipshit.

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  12. Anonymous11.11.10

    Anonymous, porn is on the internet and it's not illegal. Deal with it or leave.

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  13. Anonymous24.2.11

    Mommy is moaning because she craves penis at night.

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    1. Anonymous7.12.12

      haha totaaly Red

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  14. Anonymous24.3.11

    porn is amazing too

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    1. Anonymous4.3.12

      You are a genius

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  15. Anonymous5.11.11

    i think the moaning is when the got their baby sister. XDD

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  16. Anonymous7.11.11

    I'm soo horny just reading this...

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  17. Anonymous12.11.12

    it was the baby sitter moaning, while mommy was playing lol

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  18. Anonymous7.11.13

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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