Some times a wacky book of ass whoopin'swill help calm a child so we can all get some sleep. On those nights when your little loved one refuses to lay down, this eye opening book will give him a reason to close those same eyes.
To teach lessons on proper behavior the Cat in The Hat gets a lunch time ass whoopin for throwing food. The Beagle Beaked Bald Headed Grinch gets knocked around for spoiling Christmas. The Father of the Father of Nadd puts Sue down for a ten count, and Smiling Sam, the crocodile sneaks out of the closet and eats Ted after the lights have been turned out, because he kept making noises in bed.
This book is not recommended for school age children , as their tales of terror to their teacher may produce a visit from child welfare.
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