Thursday

TEXAS BARBEE

Some people say, only two things come out of Texas - steers and queers. Well Texas Barbee just loves spending time with her gay boo, Kenneth. When they ain't eating beef they're talking about it. And if they ain't talking about it they're taking it. And if they ain't doing that then they're shopping. Probably shopping for something pink with high heels.

This fire brand comes with her own herd of cattle, a 4-wheel drive pick-up truck that has a bumper sticker saying 'Cowgirls do it Rodeo Style,' and Kenneth.

With her daddies oil money she bought her very own MacDs and put BBQ MacBeef Nuggets and Steaming Hot Cow Pies on the menu. Its probably the only MacDs in America with sawdust on the dance floor. Real cowboy not included.

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