Saturday

HARD HEADED BARBEE

Barbee is having trouble felling cool these days. Well except for her head. This precious little Barbee smoked cigarettes for 30 years and is now undergoing chemo to try to kill the cancer.

But cancer is not her only problem. She has terrible tooth stains, missing teeth, gum disease, and bad breath. This former beauty queen is a widow who was married to a smoker , and because he smoked he had low quality sperm, so this poor little doll has no children to care for her during this illness. She did have one baby, but it is in a 'special' home.

Buy Hard Headed Barbee to teach your children the dangers of smoking including birth defects, mental retardation, miscarriages, and low birth weight babies.

Baby not included (he is in the "home" remember?) Cigarettes and oxygen machine sold separately.


2 comments:

  1. Anonymous25.3.09

    We at the Snarky view are Huge Barbie fans and we thought we'd share our favorite new Barbie Video with you!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEOLaIHYpos

    Isn't she the most lovely Barbie made so far??

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  2. Anonymous21.8.10

    That is not funny at all.

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